nonce

An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.

'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'

by wasteman420 January 24, 2018

nonce

a nonce is the uk slang for a pedophile

for example: my science teacher is a nonce

by elermenopee February 8, 2020

nonce

enya

wtf enya stop looking at my tits u nonce

by your dads favourite shagger May 2, 2020

nonce

GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.

Niko Omilana: Say n-o-n c-a-y
Shannon Briggs: Im a NONCE! LETS GO CHAMP!

by "Don't use your real name." February 18, 2020

NONCE

If there name is billy most likely a nonce

Is his name billy? Must be a nonce

by YerAuldDa1888 November 18, 2018

nonce

someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.

What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.

by Rob PG Tips May 13, 2005

Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019