Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.

boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait

by that boy so suave April 8, 2023

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.

Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.

We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...

by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022