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Arielle's Laptop

The laptop that sucks, is made by a crappy company named acer, blue screens all the time, and is slower than a 10 year old computer. Also takes five hours to load google.
Arielle: You can use my laptop.
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*
by mrmandehfwiujfhew September 11, 2016
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Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".
When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.
by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018
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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021
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Mr wilman's laptop

Mr Wilman's laptop is a source of great mystery where a omega level being named Mr Wilman who can summon Jeremy Clarkson at any time but you shall be sent to the shadow relam if you dare to look at the search history
I used Mr Wilman's laptop to email my good friend Alan
by Skully1308 August 26, 2021
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Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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