Spacecraft Insurance

Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.

I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.

She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.

by Afro Hair December 6, 2018

Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.

Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg

by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019

curb insurance

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.

When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..

by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019

Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)

Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.

by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019

Insurance pee

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.

Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.

by bls1999 July 30, 2018

Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.

"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"

by Decardia March 22, 2023