Spacecraft Insurance

Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.

I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. [phone]

Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.

by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021

Insurance

Type your insurance

Benefit of insurance

by vegansav June 3, 2023

US Healthcare Insurance

Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.

The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.

by deepintheass June 23, 2023

Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.

"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"

by Decardia March 22, 2023

Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.

Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah

by FallenGhost November 15, 2023