Hum n' Strum

when you suck dick, hum, and play the ukulele at the same time

My girl did a lil bit of Hum n' Strum last night.

by bluey-sempai August 26, 2021

Hum

Part of an eyebrow

Nice hum dude

by Jonny Louis September 1, 2021

Hum Bumbler

A hum bumbler is the person at the party who is too drunk to sing the song, so they just hum it. Also they take it in the ass, wherein, bumbler becomes involved. SEE muff diver

Look'it that dumbass hum bumbler over there in the corner hummin' to himself. He must take it in the ass.

by loggy249 October 11, 2011

Ho-Hum

the best band ever created started by Rod Bryan and his brother, but his brother said he was "too good" for the band life.

arkansas is a diesel, engine Asa Hutchinson and Mike Beebe are gasoline, im vegetable oil, im a different way to do things, so come see me and my band Ho-Hum in concert for the last time next week.

by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2018

Hum Chum

A person who hums a tune/song while inside a public bathroom stall for the single purpose of trying to anger all the other people in the bathroom. They are known to hum either a rock song due to the loud volume of the song and the fast tempo, and songs popular on the internet.

There was a Hum Chum at the gym humming the Kirby theme, I think he was beat up by 5 people when he got out.

by The Mad Chuska August 10, 2017

Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.

Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"

by kewlc92 December 20, 2018