Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 2, 2023

Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.

That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.

"You're an actual geezer, mate."

by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023

geezered

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close

that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life

by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023

Geezer

old person who likes dancing with his cane

what you upto you old Geezer

by 201HH November 25, 2020

Geezer

An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .

Mom: this Damn internet...
Me: don't be a geezer

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021