Future Ex Wife. Often used to describe the woman in a marriage which is clearly heading for divorce in the future. E.g.
A gold-digging female who marries a man only so she can divorce him. A marriage where the couple has nothing in common and different values. A woman who marries a man who cannot sustain a relationship. Being married to someone who is known to be toxic or caused huge divisions between friends and family, when family is very important to the man.
For example Meghan Markle is Harry’s FEW (Future Ex Wife)
A gold-digging female who marries a man only so she can divorce him. A marriage where the couple has nothing in common and different values. A woman who marries a man who cannot sustain a relationship. Being married to someone who is known to be toxic or caused huge divisions between friends and family, when family is very important to the man.
For example Meghan Markle is Harry’s FEW (Future Ex Wife)
That is his FEW.
Has he introduced you to his FEW yet?
We went out to dinner with him and his FEW.
(After the divorce) well we always knew she was your FEW, now she’s an ex.
Has he introduced you to his FEW yet?
We went out to dinner with him and his FEW.
(After the divorce) well we always knew she was your FEW, now she’s an ex.
by Andie Sachs April 26, 2024
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A person who isn't a Jew but they identify as being a Jew.
Few is portmanteau of Fake and Jew.
A person who isn't a Jew but they identify as being a Jew.
Few is portmanteau of Fake and Jew.
The creation of Israel was a reforming of the tribe. Any Jew that hasn’t moved to Israel has abandoned the tribe, and is not a Jew anymore; the covenant and religion doesn’t apply to them anymore; the person is not a Jew they are a Few.
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‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’
‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’
Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’
Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
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An original, by me.
An original, by me.
Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.
I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.
I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.
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