Evan

He is a fuckboy but it preeettttyy cute.

Evan, go be friends with Joe. Oh wait, you're too much of a fuckboy to do that. WHOOPS!!

by welp.pls.get.this.famous. December 21, 2018

Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.

Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in

by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018

Evan

Slender man looking ass. He is a bitch and doesn't know how to treat a lady. Especially his girl.

*Girl*Ew there is Evan
*Alyssa* He isn't bad
*Girl* Yes he is
*Alyssa* Yeah your right, I am just saying that cuz he is my boyfriend
*Girl* We aren't friends anymore

by Celine Cotton May 20, 2018

Evan

Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.

Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan

by Editingmenorsmth April 11, 2022

Evan

A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK

"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"

by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021

Evan

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 pronounced xaegobah

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 is so hot

Evan

by Xaegobah March 30, 2021

Evan

hes number 17 lmao

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'

by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021