Christian

The most thoughtful,caring,annoying, yet cutest guy. He will never turn his back on you he will stay by your side a good kisser. Big package. He always makes you laugh when your feeling down. If he doesn't seem happy comfort him there's a reason. If you lose him you'll regret it.

"I love me some Christian"
"Did you see Christian today he look cute as always"

by Samantha2012 November 5, 2016

Christian

Beautiful, loving, unselfish woman who's badassery is out of this world! Coolest mom with impeccable taste and style.

Christian is so cool, her mom skills are simply badass! #badassery #awsome #tocoolforyou #skills

by aswome sauce_to legit to quit January 19, 2017

Christian

a heartbreaker who isn’t shit, a Christian is often overwhelmed. Most girls try to get at him but it’s doesnt work. A Christian is a guy who’d play many girls.

dude do you see Christian? He’s such a player

by jessicap3r3Z101 November 19, 2018

Christian

The kind of person that sticks with you through thick and thin, despite some bumps in your friendship because they are always there for you like they promise. One of the funniest people you will ever meet and when they’re gone, you’ll miss them so much that you won’t know what to do because Christian was your support. Christians are sweet, kind, generous, smart, fun, thoughtful, and considerate. Sometimes they’ll say some interesting things that might not exactly be right, but in the end they’ll figure it out for themselves and still manage to be such wonderful people.

christian is an amazing friend.

by 0____0 November 8, 2018

Christian

Christian is a very rude guy, Many people hate him to the bone

Guy: did you hear what Christian did to that one dude
Guy 2:yea , good thing i dont talk to him

by XyomamaX July 24, 2018

Christian

The worst/best friend if you think about it. Sucks ass at basketball.

Bro Christian is so trash.

by a242t4g,mrbmwnkern t November 5, 2019

Christian

people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.

Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement May 11, 2017