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Twentieth Century Blues

When you want to get DOWN to some jazz but you ain't got Spotify Premium so you gotta wait for that good shit on your playlist.
"Damn man, it's a shame I can't get down tonight. I've got some Twentieth Century Blues."
by FranzFerdinand1914 January 14, 2020
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21st Century Boredom

The type of boredom which occurs during 21st century. Generally when you are too lazy to study, seen every fucking thing on Netflix and you're single and quarantining.
by TheBoyInMintHoodie April 14, 2020
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Golden Century

A Chinese restaurant that is simply no match for Jasmine Rice
by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020
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21st century

What!? The 21st century has 75,000,000,000 people!?
by Wunka September 25, 2020
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century week

a week which feels like it has dragged on for a hundred years
"The west is still on fire, RBG died, our constitutional crisis deepened, the death toll from COVID-19 topped 200,000, and no one was charged for shooting Breonna Taylor and letting her die -- this was a century week, dragging on for what felt like 100 years."
by Plain Plane Jane September 25, 2020
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century

by Tsaunka September 29, 2020
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century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
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