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Corn Clot

Noun

A turd lathered in corn kernels; The aftermath of a corn-on-the-cob buffet;
"Hold my beer while I go pass this corn clot."
by mississippi_dude September 21, 2022
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Clot

Clot… clot is a word Two amazing girls called Hollie and Poppy use! They are the bestest of friends and they always put eaxhother first!
Omg I just saw a clot”
Don’t tell poppy and hollie
by Holzferris January 15, 2022
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Snot-Clot

Wads of Tissue Paper Packed Inside the Nostrils to Clot a Runny Nose.
I need tissue paper to make a “Snot-Clot” for my runny nose.
by Elliot.T.Kings December 20, 2020
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Blood-Clotting

the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment
trump was Blood-Clotting his election results.....
by Lonetasman April 13, 2021
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Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
by ShannanD January 10, 2025
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Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
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Clot

Collective noun for a group of phlebotomists.
1. A clot of phlebotomists.

2. Every morning, clots of phlebotomists would meet to discuss any cases that may be difficult. They would categorise these difficult cases as"stones" not to be attempted singularly.
Getting blood from stones always took a clot of phlebotomists,.

3. New extraction techniques were always first reviewed by the senior sub-clot committee (the cream of the clots) before being adopted by the super-clot community.
by Ratus Bagus July 29, 2025
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