bull's breakfast

A real man's morning meal. A glass of water and a piece of ass.

need something to start your engine? well a bull's breakfast is more potent than black coffee.

by Sebastian Augustine January 6, 2008

BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.

I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.

by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

breakfast pasta

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.

The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.

by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018

Breakfast Grind

In the early morning hours in bed, your girl snuggles up to your back side and starts grinding her lady bean against you signaling she needs to be fucked.

Shelly woke me up this morning with a good old breakfast grind.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009