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Bloop

Noun: Poop with Blood
Verb: Pooping blood.
Verb:

How did he not know he had a gastrointestinal bleed? He blooped for days.

Noun:

Who left bloop in the toilet?
by josueFL October 21, 2020
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Bloop

A super-natural being destined to take over the world, solar system, galaxy, and universe in the near future. Or just a funny little thing to say in your group chats to confuse friends.
Bloop will rule the universe!
Bloop.
by the_meerkat_of_scream October 27, 2020
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Bloops

When the state of a woman, or man's breasts hang low and are sagging.
"Grandma's got her bloops out again"

"I thought she was hot, but then she turned around and I was stunned by her bloops"

"Samm has severe back pain due to her bloops"
by Sierra Delta October 15, 2020
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ah-bloo-bloop

A term used on the Geneva JV and Varsity baseball teams

when a friend says or does something funny that seems oddly

dumb or idiotic
Chris: "Hahahaha that dude Tim tried to jump that fence and he broke his leg!! Hahahaha"

Mitch: "Hahahaha Ah-bloo-bloop!!!"
by FriendZonePatrice March 4, 2012
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Bloop

The same as Blup ( ahort )

1)Expression used to reference someone who thinks he/she is right but it is not
2) Action that someone who was not right does to admit that he/she was not right Say "bloop" and a light lateral twitch of the head
João says that the Earth is flat . Joana says Earth os round Joâo is stubborn and insists Earth is flat Joana shows him a wiki . Joâo concedes and does Blup / Bloop
by BlupEmbassador June 12, 2023
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Bloop

The sound or feeling made when a female farts and the fart rolls up the front and between her labias
I just had a bloop!”
I just felt a bloop!”
Or just

“Bloop!”
by Cheekyladycheeks March 23, 2023
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Bloop

Music that doesn't go anywhere. Like Hey, Wee Gord we ain't that stupid to get tickets for the Bloop are we come on. Here we go... Wait the drop is about.... nearly there, nearly, there, nearlyyy... Oh shit! God dam you Lisboa.
We bought tickets for Bloop! God DAM IT and fuck life, the music of no origin. You ruined my entire year. It makes liquid seem exciting. Fuck Max and fuck Bloop
by The Real Bloop March 30, 2023
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