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oral birth

Oral birth has a weard cover.
by john done August 13, 2003
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Give birth to Pumbaa

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.
Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww
by SM_defined August 1, 2020
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European Birth Control

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008
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Psycho Birth

I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time
by MMM May 25, 2004
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Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.
by Smokey March 3, 2005
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Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.
“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”
by impotate April 16, 2011
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Doggy style birth

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.
Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.
by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011
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