A small, short, angry Italian boy, who during the holidays can be mistaken for an angry elf. He often has messed up toes, and doesn’t wear socks in bed with other guys. He can be seen imitating a blow job with a barrel filled with sponges, as he beats his meat to the beat of fireball by Pitbull. Don’t piss him off or his uncontrollable flailing arms will brutally abuse your body. He’s not on the spectrum, but he loves his rainbows, skittles with a splash of fireball, the horny anthony.
If an Oompa Loompa was 20 pounds lighter it would be hard to tell the difference between him and an anthony.
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Get the Anthony mug.Anthony is the most beautiful soul I’ve ever met. He is funny and smart and kind and can sometimes be a little lazy but he’s also a hustler and when he sets his mind on something he is going to get it. He has a mouthpiece on him… not a girl he can’t mesmerize and leave wanting more He’s the best sex any girl has ever had… he loves by working smarter not harder. He is incredibly talented, an artist and a creator. When he loves he loves with his whole heart and soul. He doesn’t understand people, their ignorance and sheep like ways of living . He finds humor in almost everything . He appreciates the beauty in all things.
He is a tortured soul and sometimes lets the inner turmoil get the best of him: When he’s in love he is almost whole. But still something is missing. . the universe we live in the sky.. planets and the stars … he would live up there with it all if he could. He is loyal, and faithful, and genuine and he can be a little shy, and keeps to himself and he’s a real one. .He’s my best friend, He believes in something bigger, something more .. He believes in magic. He is not like anyone i’ve ever known.. my twin flame , take his last name head over heels, caught in my feels Love of this life and all the rest . He is my Anthony❤️🥰😍
He is a tortured soul and sometimes lets the inner turmoil get the best of him: When he’s in love he is almost whole. But still something is missing. . the universe we live in the sky.. planets and the stars … he would live up there with it all if he could. He is loyal, and faithful, and genuine and he can be a little shy, and keeps to himself and he’s a real one. .He’s my best friend, He believes in something bigger, something more .. He believes in magic. He is not like anyone i’ve ever known.. my twin flame , take his last name head over heels, caught in my feels Love of this life and all the rest . He is my Anthony❤️🥰😍
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