african oak

Compressed sawdust made into boards for low cost cabinets, desks and other furniture.

Don't buy that table from Walmart it is made of African oak.

by Elrozz March 30, 2017

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.

I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!

by Guy Feiri December 1, 2017

african pretzle

two niggers sucking each other off

woah that nigger just gave me a African pretzle

by ILikeCock101 November 3, 2021

AFRICAN WANK

You Use a machete to coress your balls and shout wankanda forever when you squirt your load

Honey I'm going for an African wank pass the machete please

by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021

african jungle

Commonly referred to as "the hood"

I visited the african jungle this morning... It was horrifying

by Bodacious Nut August 31, 2017

Bootleg African

An Aboriginal American Indian who pretends they're from Africa by wearing hotep hats, ankh necklaces, and dashikis. They can easily be identified quoting Umar Johnson, Brother Plight and other known Black Power scammers.

My ex was a bootleg african, she never been to Africa yet was selling shea buttter on 125th street in Harlem.

by Indianoracle July 25, 2018