Arsenal FC

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.

“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

pulled an Arsenal

A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.

Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Arsenal

British slang for anal.

Wow, I can't believe she was up for Arsenal on the first date!

by Aaron DeLorean August 1, 2023

Arsenical

To have an enjoyable, funny, exiting time with very good vibes.

Anna, Jacob and Yoshimi have such and arsenical time in science learning about cells

by HADBDHAHHA November 15, 2020

Arsenal

Arsenal is a shit football club located in North London. Arsenal are fuckin shit and none of their players have any pride in their squad.

I have never seen such a shit performance today from you lot. You were playing like Arsenal today.

by I’m not a Nonce December 13, 2020

Arsen

Is a complete badass who has a few STDs but doesn’t tell anyone.

Poor Arsen died of an extreme case of Gonorrhea

by Scott’s taint hair January 12, 2021

Arsenal

Absolute piece of shit

Hey bro! Is that Arsenal?
If you're referring to a piece of shit then yes

by FatNanRuby January 13, 2021