June 1st

National fuck a blonde day

Boy: dude blondes are so hot, i just met a hot blonde with a nice ass today
Friend: its national fuck a blonde day, go get her bro
June 1st national fuck a blonde day

by The girl in the red dress October 17, 2019

july 1st

Shot your shot Day

It’s july 1st Shot your shot man

by ok5alas October 15, 2019

April 1st

The day where the most beautiful, smart, and funny girls are born!

Amy: Today it's April 1st
Cris: It's your birthday! That means you're the most beautiful, smart, and funny person i know! Happy birthday 💕

by alenuv November 12, 2021

May 1st

Today Is the day that you guys are supposed to let girls SMACK or TAP dat assssss.
This is a moment of rejoice in your hand and his booty

Hey what u doing?
Today is May 1st and I get to tap to ass ,duh

by by Breezy S. Baby December 17, April 30, 2019

May 1st

The day the baddest and the realist bitch was born. Celebrated as a bad bitch or real bitch holiday to some.

“Isn’t today your birthday?” “Yes it is! Thank you! It’s and May 1st a bad bitch was born”

by zemit2ymym October 17, 2019

The 1st Tposer

Jesus Christ was the first T-poser as he T-posed to wash away our dirty sins.

Humans: *do n a s t y things*
The 1st Tposer (jesus): “Ok bouta head out”

by Suckmybutteredtoast May 10, 2019

September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020