taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

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Taking a Juicy-Joe

When you are at work, but feel the sudden, repulsive urge to release your sins into the public restrooms toilet bowl. A Juicy-Joe can take an excessive amount of time to complete, often leaving your co-workers frustrated with your extended absence.

"Hey guys, I have to take a Juicy-Joe, be back in a while."

"Sorry I took so long, I was stuck in the bathroom taking a Juicy-Joe"

by Goochmiester February 12, 2017

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taking the underground railroad

Rolling the new $20 bill to snort coke

Hey Jim, I'm taking the underground railroad, you in?

by RuneStax June 2, 2016

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Take him in the nuts

"To extend ones lower extremity into another's ball sack, preferably with foot"-

Boy I'd like to take to take him in the nuts

by Plaff January 23, 2017

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Youtube double take

(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.

John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.

Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again

by Jimmy McJimmers September 18, 2012

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