Ethan Stocks

A bitch that cheats on his girlfriend.

Bro fuck Ethan Stocks he cheats on his girlfriend

by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024

Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

Ethan

Someone that sucks at clash of clans

Bro you're like Ethan playing Clash of Clans

by Goat of Clash of Clans February 1, 2024

Dustin joe ethan’s-wite

Dustin joe ethan’s-wite someone you can only pray could be real. She spends her time indulging in books or finding the next anime to watch. She’s deeper than she seems and finds peace at sea. She’s on the verge of eye sight yet you will never find her with glasses on for she mostly lost them. She randomly weirdly craves weird foods like hot sauce and if she was rich she would she would make sure to have seafood boil each day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen like a book filled with emotion waiting to be read. Her smile is probably the most beautiful you’ve seen for she smiles so big you can see her pinkish gums and pretty indents filled with comfort like art in a person something you never miss. She finds comfort in space and greek mythology and theirs a 100% you have found someone as in love with her dog as her. her future is bright and hopefully i’m in in. Overall dustin joe ethan’s-wite is out of this world.

I could only dream of someone like dustin joe ethan’s-wite

by randomuserwholoveszest November 20, 2023

Ethan

Nigga who is him and fucks the bitches.
Nigga who’s Ethan. Ethans the black monkey nigga

Nigga who. . . That’s Ethan my black African nigga

by Tomandbob November 20, 2023

Ethan

ethan is kinda weird but has nice eyes. hes quiet but fun if you get to know him. everyone wants to be friends with him but no one has the guts to approach his alpha male aura.

Yo moma is an ethan!
I know right (winky face)

by Kim Petron November 21, 2023

Ethan

Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍

Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man

Person 2: fr fr cuh

Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro

Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude

by Almightyeg November 21, 2023