Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

cracker

someone you find good looking or fit

Omg look at him!! he’s an absolute cracker😍

by soap chicken April 23, 2022

comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

Crackers

oom, it's cracker, a cracker with a flavour, you eat it with your hands into your God damn mouth.

Guy 1: "This cracker taste good as fuck."
Guy 2: "Eat my ass like a cracker."
Guy 3: "The crackers has a lot of flavours, definetely feeding my mouth with this."

by Some random asshole in a fake May 2, 2022

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

Cracker Cave

The home that multiple white people live in

Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight

by Michael Thomas Lee May 11, 2022

crackeritis

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.

person one: dude are u white?

person two: nah man, just got crackeritis.

by HomoForMyHusband May 11, 2022