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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022
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cow

cow
by cowg November 3, 2022
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Holy cow

when i cow goes past the point of being a regular cow, he becomes the holy cow
"Omg is that a holy cow??" He said as he watched the cow slowly float to heaven
by im a pancake November 10, 2022
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Cowe

A person described as a cowe
by YourAverageRacer99 November 30, 2022
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Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.
I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.
by Cold nose September 15, 2022
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