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Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
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Ass-tick

Someone who climbs up into a persons psychological domain there by attaching themselves with the express intent of causing severe mental and physical irritation of which relief can be extremely difficult, if not impossible!
Ass-ticks will usually spring into action without motivation or encouragement, just the satisfaction of having interrupted the flow of normalcy or unnerved innocence is their reward.

dick,ass,jerk
by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
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cheesy ass

CHEESY ASS means "Corny, lame". Corny stands for Uncool, overused. Lame stands from Stupid, Unoriginal. So if a girl say any guy Cheesy that's mean for her that particular guy is very uncool, useless.
What does a girl really mean when she calls a guy cheesy ass?
by shah007 January 30, 2019
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Trashy-ass

Nasty-low life ; triffling; unclean
You need to clean your house with your trashy-ass.
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash regularly or you will have a trashy-ass mouth.
by mother of 5 May 16, 2018
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Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders
I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass
by RomanianRammerDylan July 8, 2019
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ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.
Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!
by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019
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ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of
"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"
by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019
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