unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

Cracker

What people call me because my last name is Thacker.
When I eat crackers people say I am eating MYSELF.

(Walks into friends house)
Her mom: HEYY CRACKER

by Weirdo_2000 May 23, 2022

Cracker

A contemptuous or degrading way to address a white person.

Get out of the pick up truck, cracker!

by Grizzly Pawn May 24, 2022

Cracker

Racial Slang for a poor white person.

Person 1: Wow! Look at this Cracker here.

Person 2: RACIST PERSON!

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 29, 2022

Cracker

A contemptuous or pitiable way to address a white person, usually one of the lower and/or middle classes of society.

See that cracker over there? He goes around popping 50 pills of cocaine a day.

by BBHiggins June 2, 2022

Grammar Cracker

It's like a play on grammar nazi and graham cracker

That binch is a total grammar cracker

by Will graham cracker December 6, 2021