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pussy desiccant

n.

A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.

Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.

Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".

Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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Pussy glow

When a womans vagina was fucked by a man who had his penis covered in the liquid inside of glowsticks
by Kaine Griffis July 21, 2021
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Digital pussy

1. Slang for getting sex in the meteverse.
2. Slang for women's genitals in the metaverse.
1. "Bro!, I got so much digital pussy last night"
2. "did you see her digital pussy"
by Worlddddly February 26, 2022
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Pussy tickle

Be right back I need to go to the bathroom I have a pussy tickle
by sexy.butterfly2510 February 28, 2022
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Pussy Punisher

One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.
Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!
by MMMelicious April 21, 2006
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Pussy clart

Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.
What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.
by wallybu January 20, 2012
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