january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏

January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021

January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

January 4

a day where chloe xie is born ! happy birthday to myself LOL

friend: omg is january 4 ! happy birthday chloe !!

by chloe xie is better than u December 3, 2021

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

january 15

xuxu's bday

-omg I'ts january 15th, do you know what that means?
-it's xuxu's birthday bro, let's celebrate

by lala3690 October 16, 2019

January 4

The that that the best queen of the fucking word was born

Paula Gallo, the queen of Argentina, was born on the January 4th

by Pitogordo345 October 16, 2019

january 18

this day all of you have to tell me happy birthday :))

me: hey, its january 18th, its my birthday

by skeremododiablowachin October 26, 2019