finger-fabber

related to jibber-jabber but done in text messages

i really cant understand my girlfriend finger-fabber messages

by darkwarriorsavestheworldagain December 6, 2011

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 17, 2011

bookie finger

When you disfigure your finger really bad.

“I cut my finger really bad on a porta potty door, now I have a bookie finger!”

by anonymous October 14, 2023

choccy fingers

Someone who, without permission, spanks himself, pushes his fingers up his rectum, and delivers it to girls (who have boyfriends). Additionally, this imaginary man savours every drop of his own "mozzerella cheese" with gusto. This special therater kid is such a pleasure to be around !! (probably likes young girls and boys).

omg ur such a choccy fingers u silly goose!!

"omg have you seen the choccy fingers video?"
"holy shit i was traumatised it was so bad"

by Josh542719 November 1, 2023

finger sniffer

One who sniffs their finger. Usually after they itch an unclean crevice on their body.

Aaron stuck his finger in his nut cheese and promptly smelled it. Aaron, you silly finger sniffer.

by Captain Cheesy-poof July 12, 2023

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023