Door Pop

The old South Side of Chicago social custom of shooting
through the door at unwanted visitors.

"Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start

some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."

"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."

by Ghost Car Operator April 13, 2021

Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.

Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 19, 2021

Door fuzz

Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.

The door fuzz saw me shove something under my mattress and searched me for contraband.

by Chazzy axe maker May 6, 2021

knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.

Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.

by ppwned May 13, 2021

Door Repositioner

1. A dipshit bitch.
2. Someone who repositions doors and is a loser whore face.

Be quite, door repositioner! I'm sick of your gay ass face.

by Not Robotic Silence September 26, 2003

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

Figure Doors

A blind fuck that uses ears to stalk u but he cheats and knows where you are then goes Michael Jackson moonwalk towards you and kill you. Roblox is so cringe with LSplash making us try and survive this nig- twice and giving us enough headaches for twice the world population.

"Figure from Doors should be removed"
"Yeah, Figure Doors is such a fucker"

by sexo fender September 3, 2024