Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Door step

Door stepping someone is when you get on your hands and knees behind someone and your mate pushes them so they fall over you.

Babe let’s go door step that prick

by slagofthenorth30000 April 9, 2021

Killua's door

The most thickest door anyone has ever seen. It is the door to the Zoldyck's estate. This door weighs 5000+ pounds, though Killua Zoldyck can open it no problem. I'd say the door is more like a wall.

Gon: I swear I'm Killua's friend, please let me through Killua's door!
That guard: Sure

by OOOOOINK April 12, 2021

Door Pop

The old South Side of Chicago social custom of shooting
through the door at unwanted visitors.

"Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start

some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."

"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."

by Ghost Car Operator April 13, 2021

Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.

Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 19, 2021

Door fuzz

Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.

The door fuzz saw me shove something under my mattress and searched me for contraband.

by Chazzy axe maker May 6, 2021

knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.

Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.

by ppwned May 13, 2021