to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.

Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.

by Marlboro' Man December 12, 2007

flimsy biscuit

The complete opposite of a stud muffin.

Eew, that guy is a real flimsy biscuit.

by psh you wish 08 =) April 9, 2009

Biscuit-brained

Clueless or dimwitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Using a biscuit-brained approach will cost you more money and more time.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Biscuit

Really old, dirty, smelly, torn up shoes

Look at them dirty ass biscuits!

by Josh1983 October 6, 2008

Pr biscuit

a slang term for the perscription drug percocet. used when one desires to be discret about ones drug habits

"hey man do you know where I can score a Pr biscuit?"

by rusty t shacklerford October 26, 2008

biscuit wheels

A PERSON WHO'S GOT IT EASY
RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN ON BISCUIT WHEELS

Riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels

by SEAN K January 31, 2014

biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014