Vocational work

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.

Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off

by Fargo Fargo July 7, 2023

Time for work boss

What you text your friend to let them know either you are at work and suffering, or what you say to let them know it is indeed time for them to go to work

Johnny: Time for work boss
Bob: pain…..

by Amp020115 July 15, 2023

✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️

Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...

Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

The Works

Having two women (or men I suppose) engage in a sexual act. One woman performs oral sex from below, while the other rims the Anus from above.

I thought I was just here to watch these two make out, but then Sally said "Hey Suzy, let's give him The Works"... and ask my dreams came true.

by WhiskeyJak July 8, 2022

Shadow Work

Using the dark to get through the light. Doing Prideful, ungodly, unlawful, greedy, life cheating things for your own well being.

If you’re a person that steals, do drugs, escort, lie to protect yourself from falling is a form of shadow working.

Chandler had to spend his last penny on his rent and his dog needed food along with needing new locks for his apartment. He felt unsafe and unbalanced having to beg/ask/ and wait for something to be done. He is a independent person who rather do things on his own. He flipped his mind on survival and shadow work mode and went to swindle some dog food, Bottom and Top door locks, plus more. Knowing the consequences, karma, and high cost that comes behind it…… it was all so he can survive.

by Fioniox July 10, 2022