Weed

a drug that gets you high in the clouds and make you think cats are dog and that teeth are not real!

woah Tegan and leah... that weed sesh was ace!

by weedlover1145 March 24, 2020

weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend

i ain’t yo weed titty

by lar snort April 28, 2020

weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020

Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.

Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me

by Money_bag May 5, 2020

the real housewives of barrett weed

these are some iconic girls who are theatre maniacs and obsessed with mean girls. They stay up until early hours in the morning being iconic and they all have a really nice friendship.

those the real housewives of barrett weed girls are so iconic!

by just a musical theatre gal May 12, 2020

Weed

Generic 420 cannabis brand known for bulk weed flower and joints sold in california dispensaries. It's actually pretty bomb scoresomeweed.com score some weed got any weed

Patient - Got any Weed?
Budtender - Uh... yeah thats what we sell here...
Patient - ...
Budtender - ...
Patient - Can I get an ounce of joints?

by builtbypeter July 27, 2020

weed

That sticky icky, green machine, purps for terps herb that you can smoke.

Also a Weed Brand from Southern California with dank nugs, smalls, shake and joints

I went to the dispensary and got some fire weed. I smoked it and ate a weed edible later.

Tom-Hey Man, I like your Weed shirt where did you get it?
Danny- I bought it off Scoresomeweed.com they have dad hats too.

Dispensary talk
Patient:Hi do you carry Weed.
Budtender-yeah a ton! what are you looking for?
Patient- oh just Weed.
Budtender-like indica, sativa, hyrbid, is there a brand you like?
Patient-Weed
Budtender-umm.....
Patient-you know...Weed...buy a pound break it down type of weed.
Budtender-OHHHHH yeah we have ounces, half's and joints!

by weedntokesmoke July 27, 2020