John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

John's glue

Semen

I've never made so much John's glue in my life

by Eyalt January 22, 2022

JOHN WICK

THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, AND BEFORE THE FEMALE REACHES THE POINT OF ORGASM, YOU STICK A PENCIL IN AND FINISH THE JOB

Dam, bro did you just john wick that hoe?

by (FJB) LORD RASPUTIN May 14, 2022

John Doe'd

When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.

Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn

DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022

John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

by BearySanders December 3, 2020

John Cena

Someone you can't see

Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..

by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020

John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020