cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning

Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021

cracker

someone you find good looking or fit

Omg look at him!! he’s an absolute cracker😍

by soap chicken April 23, 2022

comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

Crackers

oom, it's cracker, a cracker with a flavour, you eat it with your hands into your God damn mouth.

Guy 1: "This cracker taste good as fuck."
Guy 2: "Eat my ass like a cracker."
Guy 3: "The crackers has a lot of flavours, definetely feeding my mouth with this."

by Some random asshole in a fake May 2, 2022

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022