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Cold Taco

Sex act whereby a female inserts ice cubes in her vagina and tops it off with hot sauce, preferably Cholula. Then the male inserts his penis into the prepared cold taco.
Dude, Hailey gave me a wicked cold taco last night. My dick still zinging.
by Sockratease June 19, 2019
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Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
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cold root

A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick
You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.
by Areallybigfuckinghole September 30, 2019
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Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.
cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni
by largenumber7 August 13, 2019
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Cold

#cold #onfleek #finesse
by Anonymous Ice Bear September 11, 2019
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Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.
"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."
by drewtocci May 29, 2018
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Cold cock

A cold cock when she’s giving you a blowjob with ice chips in her mouth
Dude this chick gave me a blowjob last night with ice chips in her mouth yeah she called it a cold cock and it made my eyes roll back in my head
by Big poppy June 4, 2018
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