turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Turkey Tom

A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.

"Do you know Chris Chan?"

"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

Turkey clip

a particularly good tasting vahoo on a womans body

dude Stephanie got a hella turkey clip

by monotone21 November 15, 2023

Turkey

Yes, it’s a game bird but it’s also a derogatory word used to describe someone who gobbles or yaps a lot. It also can be used in a similar way as “F-cker” or “an idiot” would be used.

“That’s turkey talk dude.”

“You turkey.”

“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”

by Anders Krieg December 21, 2023

frozen turkey position

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.

I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.

by W W Wilson January 13, 2024

Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.

Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."

by Coastiekid20 January 16, 2024