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zak taylor

Will fuck your girlfriend in your twenties and your wife later in life. Give up any women chasing you ever have because ZK is gonna slamming Salmon her. If you think this man has a Bionic Femur; it is nothing compared to his Cock.

Smarter than you, richer than you, can fuck better than you. Give up and let’s fucking party.
That Zak Taylor pulled a hard left again and is knee deep in my girlfriends Pussy.
by Hung1 June 2, 2018
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Taylor Swift'd

The "WTF" reaction one gets when they have been Kanye West'd
I've can't believe I've been Taylor Swift'd! He/She Kanye West'd me last night while giving a round of fellatio! The Nerve!!!!
by SilverWolf25 June 6, 2018
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Emi Taylor

The biggest slag in Fareham. Has a massive fetish for sending nudes to every boy that she meets, ABSOLUTELEY LOVES PUTTING MAKEUP BRUSHES IN PLACES THE SUN DON'T SHINE! Claims that she would make a good prostitute. If you have the same name as her... Then you are a very unlucky person....
"You hear about that girl?"

"Oh yeah Emi Taylor"

"She stuck 12 brushes up her fanny"

HAHAHAHHA
by :ponderer: June 8, 2018
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Taylor

“Taylor is annoying
by Xo3.m June 9, 2018
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Taylor's Wreak

When a girl is around 10 hot and about a 1 or 2 crazy near "unicorn level", but the her vagina cannot be compared to anything other than Spongebob's bad breath episode.
"Yeah that girl was bangin, but she got Taylor's wreak bad man."
or
"I took this chick home from the bar and she had such bad Taylor's wreak the smell wouldn't wash out of the sheets."
by Berry McCock June 9, 2018
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Kyle Taylor

Being soft as baby shit
Wow that guy is being such a Kyle Taylor with his girlfriend. He won't stand up to her
by Nemo28 December 19, 2017
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Taylor Swifting

When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.
Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.
by Bruce Evans December 28, 2017
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