Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.

Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)

by XxxKoleboyxxX March 20, 2022

Dugey Syndrome

" When you get so many bitches on your dick that you don't know what to do with yourself. " A term to describe having many women that are willing to consent to sexual intercourse and being unable to control yourself and find a way to please them all.

Dj and Peyton for sure have to have Dugey Syndrome

There is no chance Paul will have Dugey Syndrome

by Lil panda 420 January 27, 2022

Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

Scrobble Syndrome

When a persons song choices are defined by how it will affect their scrobbles on Last.fm

Joe: Hey, have you listened to Drakes new album?
Billy: Yes. I listened to it 8 times in a row
Joe: Why?
Billy: My scrobbles on Drake this week were really low
Joe: I think you suffer from Scrobble Syndrome, Billy

by kenshin_akase February 19, 2022

No Drink Syndrome

This is a syndrome in which you have a drink, and yet you do not drink it. You either forget to drink it, or decide not to.

I felt No Drink Syndrome as an hour passes without drinking my lemonade.

by Sanstogetherstrong February 28, 2022

Are Omeg Syndrome

The act of e-dating on the popular SCPF site Area Omega to misleading femboys and women

"Squad was almost a victim of are omeg syndrome!"
"No bro fr!"

by N0LMO August 16, 2021

Whittle Syndrome

When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males

Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome

by The King Prawn June 1, 2021