Stinkfinger Surprise

When you're going down on a girl and she's just about to pop when POW you surprise her with the stinkfinger.

What the fuck was that, you creep? BAM! That was a stinkfinger surprise.

by Dick Jickman Jr. October 11, 2025

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

luffi surprise

the inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny present

luffi surprise shit

by mrs tosser November 23, 2025

Sandusky Surprise

When someone leaves a giant shit in the toilet and closes the lid and doesn’t flush. When the next poor soul comes in to use the bathroom, they lift the lid and see the wonderful Sandusky Surprise

Yo, that bastard hit me again with another Sandusky Surprise, that’s twice already this week!

by Imeannn December 20, 2025

Galloway surprise

When you give someone a handjob with a fistful of extra crispy hash browns for a greasy, exfoliating treat.

Extra crispy on the hash browns please, I want to take them home to give my husband a Galloway surprise

by Eviscerated-skunk January 1, 2026

OtterBeck surprise

An otterbeck surprise is when a limp fist is placed in the anus of your partner, the fist is then tensed fully and pulled out roughly, therefore surprising your partner, using less lubrication makes the surprise more memorable.

As he parted his cheeks with his hands, I gave him an OtterBeck surprise

by anonymous January 12, 2026

Petey's purr-fect surprise

My dog man mpreg fanfic

"Have you checked out Petey's purr-fect surprise yet?"

by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025