sausage in the watermelon

When you put that dick, in the booty.

I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good

by lele the boss August 18, 2016

Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

sausage salad

The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.

Mark: Matt is it raining outside?

Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.

Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!

by Jonnyblaze1982 July 31, 2016

Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.

Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!

by Kraplach July 18, 2016

sausage whore

A girl who is obsessed with everyone's sausage but yours (not the food kind)

Isn't Natalie such a sausage whore

by sausage whore July 7, 2016

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

Sausage Fest

When there are no girls in sight, you're part of one big cock fight and beer pong is the time of your life.

40 dudes and 5 girls crammed in an apartment at a tech school party.

Ty's the coolest guy at the party people gather around him,
as he is bragging about the nicotine content in his e-cig
he combs the party like his Pompadour, you know that makes him look real frat
it seems like pussy's what he came here for, but you know there aint none of that
cause we're at a Sausage Fest

- Taken from "Sausage Fest" by the band "Sup?"

by Tombruh June 29, 2016