Shit Kittens

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.

"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."

by Silenthunder December 29, 2009

Gay shit

When something is really gay looking like a gay post, meme, song.
Favourite thing of {LGBT+} community to say when going through their daily routine of gay.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: {Looking at gay shit}
*Person 1 and Person 2 high fives*

by TomboyGurlZ April 2, 2019

Phantom Shit

When you are sitting on the crapper and you force out what feels like a triple coiler and you look in the bowl of the toilet and its gone

"(on the phone after a phantom shit)"
Person A: i was just sitting on john for twenty minutes and i took the biggest shit of my life
Person B: Did you get a picture?
Person A: NO IT WAS A PHANTOM SHIT!!!

by ||Loco|| March 1, 2009

Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

Power Shit

To defecate in a speedy and forceful manner. To do so in such a way that the shower of water thrown up by the turd's impact creates a mini-bidet of sorts, removing the necessity of wiping.

Time for a power shit.

by Nate M2 May 19, 2008

the shit talker

A cowardly individual who doesn't have the balls to criticise someone to their face. They'd Rather talk about them when they're not in the shit talkers presence because of the lack of retaliation.

The shit talker talks shit everyday all day on urban dictionary. What a pussy faggot bitch. You can never say that shit to my face, bitch.

by faces of death book April 14, 2010

Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010