Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Nipple Nurture November

Nipple Nurture November is pretty self explanatory, but for a little background information you basically get a free pass to suck on some nipples for the whole month

boy;Ever heard of Nipple Nurture November?
girl;No never, what is it?
boy;Let me suck those nipples!!

by WEIRD URBAN DICTIONARY THINGS. April 4, 2023

3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?

3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled

by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.

"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"

by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023

Semen Nipple

A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.

Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.

by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023

nipple fetish

When you feel immense need to see, touch, or suckle on nipples.

Me: "I really wanna suckle on (certain actor)'s nipples!"
Friend Z: "That's so real, but maybe you have a nipple fetish."

by Grayissilly July 27, 2023

Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023