moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine

person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!

by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023

The Moon

Victoria Nimblett

Hey! Did you see The Moon tonight

by gorba lorba December 16, 2023

Moon Gooning

gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you

im about to go moon gooning with the boys wanna come with?

by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.

Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.

by GPUMelty December 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky

Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart

by Succesipie July 2, 2023

Moon sighting

Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature

Lin was mid tik when I caught a moon sighting of him

by Wide mouth gamer July 16, 2023