Debty January

When you're broke or in debt in January, especially after making bad money decisions in December.

After a detty December, the family now has to experience a debty January.

by Tryyah December 20, 2022

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

january 2

national give a girl your hoodie day

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck

by kfreehill January 1, 2023

January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 4, 2023