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Russian Swordfish in bossmode

When a higher (your boss) constantly bombards you with indoctrinating bullshit and succeeds at "it" .
Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.
„My job at the Call Center is depressing, my supervisor acts like it's not, but he's just a russian swordfish in bossmode.”
by Blueberry anti cancer curd September 30, 2019
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russian pipe

when a fire cracker is lit and put down a fence pipe and then a volenteer sits down on the pipe, While smoke going you their ass. then another person fucks and cums inside the ass while smoke come out the mouth
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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Russian Roll

When a you defecate into a bun which is then stuffed up a females or one of thise transsexylual pieces of shits' vaginas.
Oh that russian roll... i had fun taking a huge load on that Portuguese roll and stuffing it up my pandas pound
by ChapChapBerry October 7, 2019
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Russian curb stomp

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her
by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019
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Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
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pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
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Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.
*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then
by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018
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