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eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.
It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023
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I EAT CHILDREN

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by Puffyfish February 16, 2023
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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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EAT SOME SUOPE

this is the sound that comes out of your dads mouth (me) when he gets A N G E R
DAD: "EAT SOME SUOPE!!"
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Eat my rainbow

The act of shoving skittles up someone's asshole, using them as anal beads and proceeding to eat it out.
Guy 1"Fam ur so hot rn I would eat ur ass."
Guy 2" how about you eat my rainbow."
Guy 1 "k lemme get the skittlez fam."
by Drxppy.jxred December 7, 2018
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Eating that candy corn

Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole
Mike is in jail eating that candy corn
by Deehero October 11, 2018
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eat a dog challenge

Eat a dog challenge is where you find a rabid dog and use it to prepare a fine meal and eat it yourself or make someone else to eat it
Hey did you hear that uncle tom did the eat a dog challenge to his colleague
by mr ansley August 12, 2018
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