Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Velvet Cake

Red on the inside, white on the outside = A white person who does things like native Americans do.

He's a Velvet Cake, isn't he? White on the outside, red on the inside.

by Shiine-1 March 14, 2022

shush cake

Shush cake |insult | origin- England|

When someone is talking so much and needs to shush, they’re a shush cake.

Person1: You’re bad at life
Person2: shush, you shush cake

by -•-_-•- March 4, 2022

Top Cakes

Everyone is using the word cakes to describe a nice booty so why are the boobs called cakes too. Like cup cakes. So to differentiate between the booty and boobs, I call the boobs ‘Top Cakes’

Man, baby got some nice top cakes.

by Slim5000g August 21, 2021

Steal The Cake

A game in which two buddies in a social setting set out to steal the female half of an already established couple, unbeknownst to the male half of said couple. Usually resulting in an altercation.

Hey dude, see that couple over there, I dare you to "steal the cake"

by Oythatsbig June 6, 2021

caked their trunks

To back out of a stressful situation.

A few newbies were planning on surfing but saw that the waves were massive. A passerby on the beach came by and asking if they were going to surf, then a "friend" of the newbie surfers said "these two caked their trunks the second they saw the waves."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

Rough Caked

Rough caked or rough caking.

To have rough passionate sex or to perform sexual acts in a caring non violent way where hair is often messed up and clothing is usually ruffled or torn.

In the same way you wouldn't buy a poorly made or roughed up cake for your mother you wouldn't introduce your partner to them just after rough caking.

After kissing my partner and groping her butt I said to her. "There you go I just rough caked you"
She replied "Rough caked, what on earth is that"
I replied "goodness knows, I have no idea"

It was in that very moment I decided to coin the term rough caked.

Rough Caking as noun.
Person 1 "What have you two been up to?"
Person 2 "Oh nothing, just a little bit of rough caking"

by NekoNai July 4, 2023