Manchester United

World's shittiest team that are 20th in the Premier League

We all hate Manchester United!

by MORONBORIS August 21, 2022

Cuthbert Unit

A unit of measurement, that is soon to be added to the SI (International System of Units) which is used to measure the greed and selfishness of man by determining the value of a process variable (Cuthbert/ man), that will initiate an action (greed/ selfishness), resulting in a Full Scale Value with values ranging from low (millibert) to high (kilobert). Results may sometimes indicate an unmeasurable set, meaning greed levels are infinite and endless with greed and selfishness as bad as the elderly fuck named Cuthbert this unit of measurement is named after.

Can you believe the selfishness of that old bastard?!! I bet he measures pretty damn high in Cuthbert Units!!!!

by Fefe and shardin September 14, 2022

Leeds united

Shit

I just took a Leeds united

by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022

Manchester United

The most successful team in the United Kingdom. They have millions of fans worldwide with fanclubs based in Laos, Thailand, China, England and Japan, to name a few. Many of their fans experience arrogance, delusions of grandeur and expectations of constant success. Founded in 1878,they were originally known as Newton Heath LYR F. C and were formed by workers on the tough Mancunian railway line. They are now widely regarded by many to be the best club of all time with 20 league titles(7 English Top Division, 13 Premier League) 2 English Second Division titles, 3 European Cups, 1 UEFA Cup, 12 FA Cup titles, 5 Football League Cups, 21 FA Community Shields, 1 European Cup Winners Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup and 1 Fifa Club World Cup. Their 1998/99 season in which they completed a treble, which consists of a Premier League title, an FA Cup and a Champions League all in one season, made them the first British and as of writing, only British team to do it. They have strong rivalries with bitter rivals Manchester City and historic rivals Liverpool, the 4th biggest team of all time, Leeds United and Arsenal.

"Who do you support, bro?"

"Leicester City"
"Cool, I like Manchester United

by Plimplom January 2, 2022

Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022

Boring units

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.

It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.

by NigelM May 6, 2022

United Nations Discord

an absolute piss take. we also are VERY strict (we like admin abuse) and aaron absolutely stinks

Is that United Nations Discord? Yes, and also its where aaron pisses himself (why he stinks)

by PalmTreeknowsWords May 7, 2022