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fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.
Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
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kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019
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Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right
Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.
by Daveyharry July 19, 2018
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on fuck nah

Person 1:yall should date
Person 2 : on fuck nah
by skeeettt December 13, 2017
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toe fucking

When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.
Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.
by Ellesdnuts April 24, 2018
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Diu-fuck

To expresss extensively annoyance, contempt, or impatience
My boss keeps on calling me over the weekend. Really diu-fuck!
by Df892df March 26, 2020
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Lip Fuck

To makeout with someone but very fucking aggressively, like you have been starving for years and those lips infront of you, is the only food available for now.
Her: Stop just dirty talking Mick and eat me like you mean it already.

Mick: Keep shut, and dont blame me later saying i didnt warn you then *smirks, then grabs her waist and pulls her up, pushes her against the wall, pulls her hair and then lip fucks her like a zombie* mmmm~~

Her: *wraps her legs around his waist* mmmm~~
by Mick_6.9 September 10, 2020
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